Finally Gunshow Barbary Did It Big In Kansas!!!

I have been gone for two weeks, but finally I'm back. I was on "vacation" in this really small town in Kansas, and there wasn't shit to do. Well, I'll take that back. I did do a thing or two. The first weekend I was up there was pretty cool. I got to hang out with the fam on Thursday, and then it was nonstop party time for the weekend. On Friday, I went to go see "The Dark Knight" for the second time. It was an awesome movie, so I didn't mind seeing it twice. After the movie, it was time to get ready for the Cantina. The Cantina is the only place to go in the little small town, and thats where all the cool people are. We started off the night with drinking a shot called "wild turkey". It tasted like shit, but the Gunshow started to power up like a wild fire. We drank a couple of beers, and I was ready to do the Gunshow Boogie on the dance floor. I ended up meeting this girl name Chasity. I didn't like her name, because I'm really not "into" girls that have Chasity rings. She definitely didn't have a Chasity rings. This girls was more wilder than the girls I met during Spring Break. The only problem was that she was a little bit based the chubby level. I've been called a chubby chaser, but this may have been a little to far. But when your on vacation, the rules can slide a little bit. Hell, last summer I was with a 4oolb girl. This time it was a vast improvement.

The next night I went back to the Cantina. I ended up running into the lesbians from Christmas Break. The hot lesbian stole my mojo, and it was my mission to get it back. When she saw me, she came and gave me a lap dance. Then she kissed my balled head. I was excited on the inside, but I wasn't going to let her steal my mojo again. So I ended up blowing her off. But I did want to get one last dance with her at the end of the night. I tried to get in a Lesbian Sandwich on the dancefloor, but I ended up being the slice of bread. The fat lesbian was the lunchmeat. This is such bullshit. Then I got a text and I found out my two good friends kissed each other. "What the hell"!!! I also saw Stepbrother that night, and that movie was fuckin insane.

Things were boring for the rest of the week. I played a little 360 with my brother, and I kicked his ass at Madden. Finally I got my revenge after five years.

Then the next weekend came around, and it was party time again. I saw the wild girl on Friday, and it was kind of awkward. I just wanted a One Night Delight, not a Two Week Freak. So I kind of ignored her cause I wanted to see what else Kansas had to offer. There were nothing but girls with no teeth that had birthed at least 3 kids. So I went back to the girl from last weekend. She was amazing again. I actually had to steal her from another dude, but that was a piece of cake. Did this guy really think that he could compete with the Lean Cuisine. Anyway I had a good time with the girl's friends, and I showed them what Doin in Big really means.

Overall, I had an OK time in Kansas. I met some cool people, but overall I was bored most of the time. I'm glad to be back in Houston, and I'm ready to take Big Time to a whole other level!!!