Why Do North Koreans Love Gunshow Barbary

1. Gunshow does not drive Japanese cars

Gunshow doesn't drive a Honda or a Toyota. He drives a Lebaron which was made in the good old USA. North Koreans love how Gunshow doesn't give his money to the competition.

2. Gunshow is a fan of Bon Jovi

You always see North Koreans walking down the street singing "Living on a Prayer". The North Korean babes can just lay there hands on Gunshow, but they still give love a bad name.

3. Gunshow likes to mountain climb

When Gunshow was only seven years old, he climbed Stone Mountain. That's right: Stone Mountain. Millions of people in South East Asia love Gunshow for this great feat, and they wish they had that ability at such a young age.

Comments by North Koreans:

Kevin Do: "I wish I was good at math like Gunshow"

Stephanie Fo: "Read to achieve. Check out the blog"

Jose Hernandez: "By Buick is almost as cool as the Lebaron"

Three Reasons Why Turks Love Gunshow Barbary

1. Gunshow prefers ham sandwiches over turkey sandwiches

The great citizens of Turkey hate it when people consume a food named after their country. They truly hate the American holiday of Thanksgiving due to all the eating of turkey. Gunshow, however, likes to eat brown sugar-glazed ham on the November holiday.

2. Gunshow is in love with his professor from Turkey

Gunshow attended a class taught by the hottest professor ever. She was so cool, and she even offered him the last slice of pizza. On the last day of class, the other students were cock-blocking by not given Gunshow his alone time with her.

3. Gunshow sort of looks like the famous movie star Claudio Hernandez

The Turks love Hernandez, and Gunshow looks just like him. Gunshow is a tad bit more muscular, but nobody has a problem with that.

Comments by Turkish PPL:

John Erlan: "Thats a cool car Gunshow drives"

Jesse Rosco: "Gunshow stole my bike"

Ricki Ocean: "Gunshow rules the ruins"

Three Reasons Why Greeks Love Gunshow Barbary

1. Gunshow is the master at the air guitar

Gunshow plays the air guitar every day for at least 12 minutes. He has cool moves like the double-spinnerooni, triple heel tap, and the elbow breaker. The Greeks love how he wiggles his hips while playing the awesome instrument!

2. Gunshow is big like Hercules

Greeks love Hercules for his large muscles and super stregnth. Gunshow also has these features. He won Mr. Hardbody three years in a row! He can all carry two 30 packs of beers at one time!

3. Gunshow knows the square root of 64

Gunshow can determine the sqrt of 64 in a matter of miliseconds. If you ask him this question, he will quickly respond with the answer of "8"!

Comments from Greek:

Jose Velasco(Greek Immigrant): "I love your green Lebaron"

Johnny Walker: "Gunshow is may IDOL. He is ahead of Zeus"

Allison Rodriguez: "I want to get the chance to feel the softness of the seats in the green Lebaron"

Three Reasons Why Mexicans Love Gunshow Barbary

1. Gunshow is a fourth grade checkers champions

In the fourth grade, Gunshow won a hard fought tournament to be crowned Mr. Checkers! Mexicans love playing checkers at all hours of the day, and they see Gunshow as an ICON!

2. Gunshow loves the great food at Taco Cabana

Nothing says "Great Mexican Food" like the ultimate burrito at Taco Cabana. Mexicans appreciate how he embraced the culture by eating such great food.

2. Gunshow knows how to stop drop and roll

Mexicans are amazed at how fast Gunshow can react if he was to catch himself on fire. They love his survival skills.

Comments from Mexicans:

Roger Torez: "Gunshow is the man. I want to drive in his Lebaron"

Emily Chavez: "I love Gunshow's smooth head"

Allison Rodriguez: "Gunshow has the best dance moves of all time. I wish he would shoot a dance video"

Three Reasons Why South Africans Love Gunshow Barbary

1. Gunshow drives the Green Lebaron

Nothing says big pimpin like driving a 94 Lebaron. It has nice velvet sets, and all the ladies beg for a ride.

2. Gunshow at times watches Telemundo for the hot chicks

Every now and then, nothing will be on tv. Gunshow doesn't mind stopping on the Spanish channel to watch hot girls cat fight.

3. Gunshow uses rasberry body wash

South African love the nice smelling scent of rasberries, and they certainly love the scent of Gunshow.

Comments from Three South African

Okbar Mombudoo: "I wish I had I green Lebaron so I can be cool like Gunshow"

Jose Lopez(South African immigrant): "I love how Gunshow does the Wichita Boogie"

Michele Ogechi: "Gunshow can feel on all my lady lumps"

How Much is TOO Much for a Pizza!!!

So I was super hungry the other day. The Gunshow needs does some serious eating to maintain his bodybuilder-like physique. Gas prices are mega high, and I certainly didn't feel like trying to get up and drive all the way to McDonald's. There is also no way I'm going to cook something. I was already out of food that's easy to make like sandwich meat, burritos, and pizza snacks. I needed something to get into by belly immediately, so I thought I had a great idea. That's right: Pizza Hut Bitch.

So I went on line and created the ultimate supreme stuffed crust masterpiece. I was ready to check out. I filled out all the required information, and then I hit the submit button to see my total. Then I was punched in the stomach when I saw the price: $18.69. WTF!!!

Do you know what I could do with $18.69???
1. Go to a LA Guns concert
2. Get a haircut
3. Buy 6 Lonestar beers at the Secret Spot
4. Buy a cool shirt on ebay
5. Buy a gallon of gas
6. Buy 18 Hot&Spiceys
7. Go on a cheap date at the movies
8. Go to Richs and dance on 7 blondes in miniskirts + buy a mixed drink

So I said Fuck Pizza Hut. I'm goint to put my money to better use. I'm going to buy a "My Name is Bovice" Shirt online, and I know the ladies will dig that!!!

Three Reasons Why the British Love Gunshow Barbary

1. Gunshow is the master of the Wichita Boogie!!!

The Wichita Boogie is a famous dance known all around Kansas. The Brits are fascinated by all the hip movements. They also love the fast multiple gyrations.

2. Gunshow has cool specs!!!

Gunshow wears cool spectacles that are a hit all around the world. They are worn by celebrities such as Donald Trump, Lindsey Lohan, and Bow Wow. If Bow Wow wears them, then you know Gunshow is super cool.


3. Gunshow never wears solid black belts.

Brits love how Gunshow wears different colored belts. His red Greenday belt is his most famous!


Comments by British PPL

Roger Davis: " Gunshow you totally rock. I wish I could be just like you"

Megan Rogers: "Gunshow your super sexy. I wish I was in America so I could jump your bones"

Dan Cook: "How is Gunshow just one of the coolest ppl in the world. Gunshow IS the coolest dude ever"

The War Against Stripped Shirt in Houston, Texas

Rice Village and Midtown are full of creatures that really rock my wagon. These people really rub me the wrong way. I'm talking about clowns known as stripped shirts. Know I don't mind stripped shirts. I own a couple myself, and I do look snazzy in them. But the creatures who I don't like tend to where stripped shirts. So we will refer to these thing as Stripped Shirts.

Now what is a Stripped Shirt. A Stripped Shirt is a guy with no personality that goes to bars to try to pick up chicks. Usually they like to flaunt their money, or pretend they have money. They also buy the most generic drinks like Red Bull and Vodka. These guys keep up with the Hot 100 so they can pretend like they know wats up. Some say these guys are usually right, but I've seen Indians, Mexicans, and Russians that fit into this category here in Houston. These guys are culturally retarded, and they just take up the space I have to perform the Gunshow Shuffle.

Now I don't hate stripped shirts. As the co-captain of Team Unique, they will never make my team. The Pakistani Princess and I have made the rules of entry quite clear. If your not One of a Kind, your just a Lameo Supremo. I'll go to the bar with my "Bitches You Aint No Nerd" Tshirt, and I'll always be ahead of the game when it comes to stripped shirts. Whether I rock out with the dunks and white earrings or jamming to Whitesnake, just know one thing. There will never be another Gunshow. When I one day go up in flames, Team Unique will be Ten Million Strong.

Pre-Club Routine by Houston's Own Sebastian Passion

All opinions are expressed solely from Sebastian Passion, so don't send your hatemail to Gunshow!!!

Know I want to tell the world what I do before I get ready for the club. I just want everyone to know that going to the club is all about having fun and putting it down with Future #1s. Now lets lets start with the having fun part. You need to be prepared to be fired up. You need to be ready to get your dance on. You need to be ready to put on a show like no other. Now you also need to put it down with some Future #1s. Now everyone has there own definition of "put it down", put you still need to realize certain things. You can't "put it down" if your just another face in the crowd. You can't "put it down" if you smell like you just came from mowing the lawn. You can't "put it down" if your not bringing your best game. Now my tips will show you the way, so take notes!!!

1. Take a shower with good shower products.

You want to take a shower with some nice smelling soap. Make sure the hair is shampooed, and don't forget to wash behind your ears to.

2. Make sure the facial hair is looking nice.

You can't show up to the club looking like a werewolf. Clean your self up, and the ladies will notice.

3. Put on some nice smelling deodorant and body spray.

If you get lucky, you want to be smelling good under the sheets.

4. Find a snazzy outfit.

You don't want to look like everyone else in the club. You want to stand out. You want to be noticed. Wear something to grab everyones' attention!

5. Pre drink

You don't want to show up at the club super sober. You want to show up there ready to go. I suggest making mixed drinks with your choice of vodka and lime-aid. Put don't drink to much.

6. Pre dance

You want to all ready get into the groove. Start blasting that music, and practice your awesome dance moves.

7. iron your outfit

Now its time to iron the outfit you already picked out. Put it on, and make sure your looking nice.

8. Eat something fatty

You don't want to end up getting sick at the club from all the drinking. Make sure you eat something before you leave.

9. Brush teeth and put on the cologne

This is when you finish touching up. Check yourself in the mirror for a minute or two.

10. Do 30 pushups

By doing a little exercise, you will have more blood flow in your muscles. You will look bigger, and you can find more Future #1s.

11. Determine the Designated driver and head out!!!

Pick the person that will get you there and back safely. Head to the club, and do your thing!!!!!

Return of Cinderella's Golden Slipper in Houston Texas

Okay, a couple of weeks ago something amazing happened. It was a Saturday night and I was feeling a little under the weather. I had a test that morning, and I think I was super drunk the night before. Anyway, my roommate was about to head to the secret spot. The secret spot can not be named in fear that the stripped shirts will try to form a hostile takeover of my favorite place. I guess I'll talk about stripped shirts latter today. Back on topic, I got dressed. It was late and I was tired, so I said fuck a shower. I didn't shave. I didn't iron my clothes. I just but some clothes on, and I performed the pre-club routine. I'll write about that latter. So after I was a little on the tipsy side, we headed to the secret spot. We met up up with the gang, and we started to throw down some vodka sours. I headed upstairs, and they place was pretty empty. However, I say this one foxy lady who caught my eye. It looked like she was with some dudes, so I was like "move on to the next one". I headed back to the patio with drinks in hand, and I was hanging with the peeps. After chatting about random musical items, I saw the girl from upstairs. I gazed into her eyes from a distance, and she called me over in a matter of seconds. We talked for several minutes. She was pretty cool. I love how she showered me with compliments. Yes, Gunshow loves the compliments and comments of love. I told her she was beautiful, and I had it all in the bank. She then asked me the big questions. "So what are we doing tonight?" Now I know what the right answer should have been, but I was lame that night. I think I ran out of all my freaky juice that night. Remember I had to study the night before. Anyway, I told her "I think I'm just going to hang out with my friends!" Yes I sucked that night, but you better believe I put it down on any other night. She immediately left, but I was like "I'll find a slutty next time!" So the secret spot was about to close and I was headed out the door. My friend was acting all drunk and such, so I was waiting on him to calm down. Then while everyone was acting stupid, some girl was giving me the geisha. She then started to talk to me. Now this is important cause the Gunshow Never Ever makes the first move. You need to show me that your interested before I put forth any effort. So we talked for like a minute and then her drunk friend dragged her away. Now this happens a ton, but this situation was different. This girl had an awesome look to her. She seemed really cool. Most importantly, it seemed like she wanted that Gunshow action and satisfaction. We all know that Gunshow never disappoints. All I have is the image of her in my head. Its the equivalent of having Cinderella's slipper. I'm soon going to head back to the secret spot. If she happens to be there, I'm going to put it down for the BROWN. If she isn't there, then I'm going to have to MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE!

Wow!!! Something Amazing Just Occured in Houston

I've been kind of gloomy all week. I've been spending a ton of time working on the blog the last few days. I talked about some cool music. I talked about some really cool concerts. I even talked about what went down with some hot girls, even if nothing did happen. I signed up for this site called sitemeter, and I thought I had zero views. How could this be. Gunshow has millions upon million of fans around the world. Gunshow has groupies in every city. He has the key to the city in Moscow, Russia. So I had a little talk with my roomate, and he gave me some knowledge. I never added the sitemeter HTML to my blog. I just added it a couple of minutes ago, and the views are through the roof. But I won't stop know. There are so much things going inside my head right now, and hopeful I can add it all to the site. Big things are about to come. And when it comes to me, life, and the unknown: Nothings For Sure!!!

I'm Famous Bitch: Commercial Shoot in Houston, Texas!!!

Today was really weird. I've known for the past week that there was going to be a political commercial shoot in Houston, Texas. My friend used to work for the Obama campaign, so I figured that it was an Obama commercial. I didn't think that I would actual go to the shoot, but my friend happened to call me this after noon about it. I'm always up for new experiences, so I was excited to go. I wanted to look my best, but I was strapped for time. Instead of doing by usual 60 pushups before going out, I was only able to do 25. I wasn't even able to do any bicep curls. Lets just say that I wasn't quite looking like the Gunshow today. I also really didn't feel like ironing, so I threw on a pair of jeans and a Tshirt. But I did take off my pink earrings.

I got there around 3, and I noticed a room full of senior citizens. I immediately went to hangout with some friends in the room, and I happened to meet a few cool really cool ppl. It sort of sucked when I noticed everyone in the room all dressed up. So I was the only black guy there, and I had to be the one with sneakers and a Tshirts. What are the odds? I happened to find out that this wasn't an Obama commercial. It was a commercial for some local judge. I really thought that I was on my way to national fame, but I was going to settle for local Houston fame. So it was then commercial time. I sat next to this old lady, and I think she may have gave me the wink. She was kind of cute for an old lady, but she was WAY past my age requirement. The candidate started doing his speech, and I noticed that they were only filming the back of my head. How is the world going to see the Reflection of Perfection on their television sets? How are they going to Mr. Lean Cuisine?
It wasn't all that bad. I had a fun time, and I guess my future fame will have to wait for a future time! I just can't wait for too long. I don't want to end up as the naked guy running on the field during the Super Bowl!!!

Spazmatics Rock Sammys in Houston

Throughout the summer, the Spazmatics perform in Houston every Thursday night. I heard all the buzz and hype, so I needed to check it out for myself. If you don't get there early, be prepared to stand in line. I first went there two weeks ago for my friends birthday bash, and I must say I had a grand time. The place was packed, and there was very little space to move. I wasn't expecting to end up at Sammys that night, so I felt underdressed. There were tons of hot girls everywhere, and everyone was standing around drinking before the actual performance. The only terrible thing about Sammys is the high drink prices. Your already paying $10 to get in, so look to spend a shitload of money if you plan on drinking the night away. Once the Spazmatics got on stage, I knew that I was in for a night of Grade A Entertainment. It was liked each member of the band had their own character, and they all did a great job at pumping up the audience. The song selection was outstanding. I'm not a huge fan of 80s Pop Music, but I happened to pretty much know all the songs during the performance. I met the bassist during intermission, and he was pretty cool. I was really surpised at some of the hot groupies standing around. My friends decided to leave early, so I didn't get the see the whole performance. It was all in all a great night. It was fun dancing with a huge group of friends, and I'm always happy experiencing new things.

I ended up going a week later with another friend, and this night topped the previous week. The only thing I didn't like about the performance was that the Spazmatics really didn't change anything from the previous week. They were doing the same songs and same dance routine. I didn't stay the whole time the previouis week, so I had something to look forward to this time. They ended up playing Billy Idol's White Wedding, and I went nuts. I wished that they played more rock songs and my wish was met. The played some ACDC and Joan Jett. I told my friend during the break that I would go absolutley crazy if they played Def Leppard and Bon Jovi. It was almost time for the show to end, and I thought I wouldn't get my wish. All of a sudden they started to play Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard. I was totally singing my heart heart. Then, they closed the show with Bon Jovi's Living on a Prayer. I thought I was going to lose my voice singing at the top of my lungs. This topped off a great night that I will never forget. It was also cool because I hyped up the show to my friend. I may have over exaggerated how good the show was, and I didn't want her to leave dissappointed. She said she really had a great time so that was really cool.

I think that anyone in the Houston Area needs to check out this show. I don't think it is something you can go to every week. However, it is a great time and you will not leave the show dissappointed.

Kill Hannah at the Meridian in Houston

All I can say about this show is Fucking Amazing. The Hope for the Hopeless Tour made its way through Houston, and it was worth every penny. There were three great opening acts that kept the crowd going, and it was a night to remember. The crowd was really mixed. When I first got there, I swear it seemed like there were nothing but 16 year olds. I'm 22, and I'm just thinking that I probably look like a child predator. Luckily I came with a friend, so I wasn't the only old person. After getting inside, I noticed that there were a ton of older people at the show. Kill Hannah has been around for several years, so I figured they would have an older following. It seemed as if the younger kids came for The Medic Droid, White Tie Affair, and InnerPartySystem. The White Tie Affair sort of reminds me of BoyslikeGirls, but they had some good songs. The Medic Droid and InnerParySystem really got the crowd going. My friend and I were dancing and drinking throughout their entire performance. Then it was time for the big finale. Kill Hannah opened with their hit song Boys and Girls, and the crowd was going crazy. The crowd was equally pumped for Crazy Angel, Kennedy, and Believer. I find it odd that they slowed the show down by singing a couple of slow songs in a row. I think this kept the show from being perfect. They also kept sucking up to the Houston crowd by acting like it was their greatest audiance ever. I find this really hard to believe, and I hope they were lying because the crowd was pretty mediocre. They ended the show with their major hit Lips Like Mophine, and everyone went home happy.

Nothing unordinary happened at the show. There were some cool moments though. I gave a guy a boost so he could crowd surf, and he ended up kicking the hot girl standing next to me right in the face. She ended up standing in the back, so I was kind of dissappointed. But hey, I came to see the Band. Hot girls can wait another day. Overall I had a blast. The girl I came with really enjoyed herself, so everything went good. I spent too much money on beer, and I wish I would have intermingled with the crowd. This show was just as good as the other shows I've been to, and I recommend for all Kill Hannah fans to check them out.

Is Tokio Hotel Gay!!!

Everyone around the world that knows the German band Tokio Hotel has at least wondered if the members of the band are gay. When I first saw the band, I pretty much thought the lead singer was gay. But lets not forget the hair metal era. Shall we call Posion, Motley Crue, and Bon Jovi gay. Is every male involved with glame rock gay. I think not. Some musicians love to be flamboyant. Hell, David Lee Roth is as flamboyant as they come. I'me sure many ladies can testify that he isn't gay.

Now I could care less if someone is gay or not, but most ppl don't share that point of view. We first need to remember that these guys are musicians. We should look at their music rather than what they do in their personal lives. Some like there music and others don't. I actually love their scream album. It is one of the best produced albums I ever heard. Anyway, who cares if Tom is gay. Who cares if Bill is gay. All I know is that they produce music that is magic to my ears.

And no, I'm totally not GAY!!! I just happen to be a fan of music that appeals to twelve yr old white girls. I just know my shoes better not get stepped on at the Kill Hannah Concert!!!

A New Beginning is in Store!!!

Welcome back fans. Its been awhile. Please don't be too sad, because I got great news. I have some extra time on my hands, so I'm going to dedicate this summer to all my loyal Gunshow Fanatics. Remember, this is the only place in the world that keeps on Rockin Never Stoppin!!! Check back daily for the latest updates!!!