So I was super hungry the other day. The Gunshow needs does some serious eating to maintain his bodybuilder-like physique. Gas prices are mega high, and I certainly didn't feel like trying to get up and drive all the way to McDonald's. There is also no way I'm going to cook something. I was already out of food that's easy to make like sandwich meat, burritos, and pizza snacks. I needed something to get into by belly immediately, so I thought I had a great idea. That's right: Pizza Hut Bitch.
So I went on line and created the ultimate supreme stuffed crust masterpiece. I was ready to check out. I filled out all the required information, and then I hit the submit button to see my total. Then I was punched in the stomach when I saw the price: $18.69. WTF!!!
Do you know what I could do with $18.69???
1. Go to a LA Guns concert
2. Get a haircut
3. Buy 6 Lonestar beers at the Secret Spot
4. Buy a cool shirt on ebay
5. Buy a gallon of gas
6. Buy 18 Hot&Spiceys
7. Go on a cheap date at the movies
8. Go to Richs and dance on 7 blondes in miniskirts + buy a mixed drink
So I said Fuck Pizza Hut. I'm goint to put my money to better use. I'm going to buy a "My Name is Bovice" Shirt online, and I know the ladies will dig that!!!
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