Monday, July 21, 2008

Three Reasons Why Greeks Love Gunshow Barbary



1. Gunshow is the master at the air guitar

Gunshow plays the air guitar every day for at least 12 minutes. He has cool moves like the double-spinnerooni, triple heel tap, and the elbow breaker. The Greeks love how he wiggles his hips while playing the awesome instrument!

2. Gunshow is big like Hercules

Greeks love Hercules for his large muscles and super stregnth. Gunshow also has these features. He won Mr. Hardbody three years in a row! He can all carry two 30 packs of beers at one time!

3. Gunshow knows the square root of 64

Gunshow can determine the sqrt of 64 in a matter of miliseconds. If you ask him this question, he will quickly respond with the answer of "8"!

Comments from Greek:

Jose Velasco(Greek Immigrant): "I love your green Lebaron"

Johnny Walker: "Gunshow is may IDOL. He is ahead of Zeus"

Allison Rodriguez: "I want to get the chance to feel the softness of the seats in the green Lebaron"

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