1. Gunshow prefers ham sandwiches over turkey sandwiches
The great citizens of Turkey hate it when people consume a food named after their country. They truly hate the American holiday of Thanksgiving due to all the eating of turkey. Gunshow, however, likes to eat brown sugar-glazed ham on the November holiday.
2. Gunshow is in love with his professor from Turkey
Gunshow attended a class taught by the hottest professor ever. She was so cool, and she even offered him the last slice of pizza. On the last day of class, the other students were cock-blocking by not given Gunshow his alone time with her.
3. Gunshow sort of looks like the famous movie star Claudio Hernandez
The Turks love Hernandez, and Gunshow looks just like him. Gunshow is a tad bit more muscular, but nobody has a problem with that.
Comments by Turkish PPL:
John Erlan: "Thats a cool car Gunshow drives"
Jesse Rosco: "Gunshow stole my bike"
Ricki Ocean: "Gunshow rules the ruins"
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