Return of Cinderella's Golden Slipper in Houston Texas

Okay, a couple of weeks ago something amazing happened. It was a Saturday night and I was feeling a little under the weather. I had a test that morning, and I think I was super drunk the night before. Anyway, my roommate was about to head to the secret spot. The secret spot can not be named in fear that the stripped shirts will try to form a hostile takeover of my favorite place. I guess I'll talk about stripped shirts latter today. Back on topic, I got dressed. It was late and I was tired, so I said fuck a shower. I didn't shave. I didn't iron my clothes. I just but some clothes on, and I performed the pre-club routine. I'll write about that latter. So after I was a little on the tipsy side, we headed to the secret spot. We met up up with the gang, and we started to throw down some vodka sours. I headed upstairs, and they place was pretty empty. However, I say this one foxy lady who caught my eye. It looked like she was with some dudes, so I was like "move on to the next one". I headed back to the patio with drinks in hand, and I was hanging with the peeps. After chatting about random musical items, I saw the girl from upstairs. I gazed into her eyes from a distance, and she called me over in a matter of seconds. We talked for several minutes. She was pretty cool. I love how she showered me with compliments. Yes, Gunshow loves the compliments and comments of love. I told her she was beautiful, and I had it all in the bank. She then asked me the big questions. "So what are we doing tonight?" Now I know what the right answer should have been, but I was lame that night. I think I ran out of all my freaky juice that night. Remember I had to study the night before. Anyway, I told her "I think I'm just going to hang out with my friends!" Yes I sucked that night, but you better believe I put it down on any other night. She immediately left, but I was like "I'll find a slutty next time!" So the secret spot was about to close and I was headed out the door. My friend was acting all drunk and such, so I was waiting on him to calm down. Then while everyone was acting stupid, some girl was giving me the geisha. She then started to talk to me. Now this is important cause the Gunshow Never Ever makes the first move. You need to show me that your interested before I put forth any effort. So we talked for like a minute and then her drunk friend dragged her away. Now this happens a ton, but this situation was different. This girl had an awesome look to her. She seemed really cool. Most importantly, it seemed like she wanted that Gunshow action and satisfaction. We all know that Gunshow never disappoints. All I have is the image of her in my head. Its the equivalent of having Cinderella's slipper. I'm soon going to head back to the secret spot. If she happens to be there, I'm going to put it down for the BROWN. If she isn't there, then I'm going to have to MOVE ON TO THE NEXT ONE!